Gay chat rooms can have several different moderator types!
Gay Chat Rooms - Moderator Types
We’ve all seen them when using gay chat rooms - the brooding presence of the moderator lurking in the user list.
But isn’t it just too easy to type-cast the moderator? In actual fact, gay chat rooms can be subject to several distinct moderator types:
Gay Hitler
The gay Hitler possesses zero tolerance. Nothing gets by the gay Hitler, and nothing is forgiven. One transgression, and you’re banned for life with his caustic remarks ringing in your ears. Never cross the gay Hitler! You will be brought to account, and your online chat will be summarily executed.
Needless to say gay chat rooms moderated by the gay Hitler tend to be quiet, and not much fun! But at least the rules are obeyed, as they must be, at all times.
Slack Alice
The slack alice is one lazy son-of-a-bitch. This guy quite simply can’t be arsed. Whilst hell breaks loose in his gay chat rooms, the slack alice is playing spider solitaire with his feet up and conveyer-belting cheese and onion crips into his piggy mouth. Complaints are ignored, and you’re left with lively, if abusive, gay chat rooms. “So what?”, he splutters, crisp fragments spraying everywhere.
The Pussy
The pussy is a wet pushover. You could go into the gay chat room with a sub-machine gun and wipe out all the hot guys in there, infect the site with a deady virus and insult his recently departed mother…and he’d let you off. The pussy sees the good in everyone, whilst letting everyone abuse the good. Useless.
Stupid Fukwit
The stupid fukwit is likely to be a dizzy queen who has been told to moderate the rooms by his colleagues just to shut him up. Will pepper the room with inappropriate remarks and naff welcome statements.
Unable to cope with any pressure at all and will lash out wildly when pressed. He ultimately sides with the guy who makes the most fuss, regardless who is right or wrong. The stupid fukwit will take any criticism extremely personally. Likely to be an old gossip and to report things far worse than they are just for the drama factor. Avoid.
The Letch
The letch is a middle aged guy with greasy hair and dirty fingernails. Very conscientiously checks out the profiles of the hot gay guys in the room, lingering over the pictures. Tends to operate the mouse with his left hand, leaving his right hand free.
Gay Goldilocks
The gay goldilocks is the perfect moderator. He will be impartial, firm but fair, will encourage guys to talk, will steer his gay chat rooms with a gentle rudder, and act at all times for the good of the site, and for the guys using it. This is a fairy tale, right? No, and if you’re lucky he could be your moderator the next time you jump into a gay chat room.
by David Abrehart
(c) copyright 2009. All rights reserved.
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September 30th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
There’s a gay hitler moderator on ladslads but he’s so inept that he’s fairly stupid fuckwit too.
If someone suffers abuse on a blog on the site he attacks the guy. No, NOT the abuser - he attacks the ABUSED person.
He constantly throws his weight around and is currently upsetting a lot people, kinda like 5 at a time on one blog.
This moderator suffers aspergers syndrome and this is why he accuses people of all sorts of things when thewy are totally innocent of such things.
He is unbelievably inept, not being able to follow the simplest of things.
He’s the last person anyone would choose to be a moderator.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Yep
May 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
So you’re a gay goldilocks moderator but with a slack alice arse?