Drinking Vodka from Buttcracks - Absolut-ly Crazy Hazing in Afghanistan

Bizarre images are coming out of Afghanistan showing US security forces participating in homoerotichazing‘, including practices such as simulated fucking, eating and drinking substances off each other’s butt-cracks, nude dancing, nipple biting and pissing on each other.

Absolut vodka, anyone?

Absolut vodka, anyone?

Apparently the ritualistic behaviour known as hazing - more akin to twink frat parties than the 30-something bears shown in the photos - has been a regular occurance amongst the private security contractors charged with guarding the US embassy in Afghanistan.

Some of the more extreme homoerotic acts include pissing on each other and eating crips out of buttcracks (lol), and ‘butt-shots’ - drinking what appears to be Absolut vodka from other guys’ buttcracks (lol).

Another wild hazing party in kabul

Another wild hazing party in Kabul

This bizarre story has a more serious side, as it damages the reputation of the US in Afghanistan.  We may not have any sympathy that the strict muslim country would be offended by the homosexual nature of the antics, however that aside they would also be offended by similar heterosexual sexual behaviour (although less so), and the involvement of alcohol makes it even worse in their eyes.

There also appears to be an element of bullying and a culture of aggressive behaviour towards those guys who don’t take part (perhaps they prefer to drink their vodka from a chilled shot glass, rather than from hairy sweaty asscracks).

Pissing in the street

Pissing in the street

Save the wild hazing parties till you get home, guys!  (which may be very soon)

By David Abrehart

UPDATE 4 September 09 - According to ABC News eight of the service personnel responsible for hazing have been fired, and two have resigned.  Bum deal!

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See the photos at motherjones.com

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One Response to “Drinking Vodka from Buttcracks - Absolut-ly Crazy Hazing in Afghanistan”

  1. lily Says:

    Hehehehehe.

    These arseholes are drink vodka from other arsehole’s arseholes! Hehehehehe.

    AT LEAST THEY DO THIS TO THEMSELVES AND NOT THE PRISONERS AT ABU GHRAIB!

    Hehehehehe.

    My name is lily.

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